Pam. Listen.''The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.''Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.'' Fuck a zombie! '- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris
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This quote is very funny. Pam has just met Appius Livius Ocella, the zombie who was the governor of ancient Rome. Being a zombie, he can't speak or eat food, so he has to use his other senses. He finds it easier to smell and taste things than to hear and see things, so she says "fuck a zombie!" She also confirms that he's dead by telling him: "He's dead in the family."

Source: Dead In The Family

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